“I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

-J.D Salinger

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.”

-J.D. Salinger

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

-George Carlin

" She's beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won."
~ William Shakespeare