"Being miserable doesn't make you better than others. It just makes you...miserable."
-Dr. James Wilson, HOUSE M.D.

"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."

-Gregory House, HOUSE M.D.

"I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."
-HOUSE M.D.

"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
-HOUSE M.D.

House: "You met me at a strip club."
Stacy: "You were the worst two dollars I ever spent."

-HOUSE MD, Acceptance, Season 2

"What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die."

-Dr. Gregory House M.D, Occam's Razor, Season 1

"No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate."

-Dr. Gregory House, Occam's Razor, Season 1

Cameron: "You hired me to get into my pants?!"
House: "I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby."
-HOUSE M.D. Season 1 episode 1, Everybody Lies